Day of the Marmot
Just in case we get stuck in an Eternal Return time loop - which would mean endless repetition of the SOTU address - I direct you to Giblets's takedown of Punxsutawney Phil and Jesus' General's crib on the dreaded Speech.
I'll stick to reading the transcript, though I am in suspense as to whether the Repubs will have the gall to dip their claws blue for the occasion. All the perfurmes of Arabia will not sweeten their little hands.
Yup, they did....